Leonore Annenberg: Philadelphia Int'l to Savannah Hilton Head Int'l on her Gulfstream V
(This actually getting a little you-can't-help-but-feel-bad-for-her-in-an- "old-man-can't-control-his-bodily-fluids-and-therefore-constantly-wets-the-bed-and-we're-there-to-witness-it" kind of way. This is like the billionth time Leo's been to Rich Old (Widow'd) Man central this summer, in (what we're thinking-- obviously accurately--is) a vain attempt to land husband #3. At this point, we're kind of just embarassed for her, but she's like so freaking old that the embarassment is wrapped up in this sort of guilt-type situation thing-- not good for business--, 'cause she's SO OLD and it's always sad when old people are pathetic. Unless of course numero tres is already in the bag and LA's just following him around as a makeshift caddy until his guy gets back from vacation, in which case we say a hearty mazel tov, to you, LeA.)
Denise Rich: Adirondack Regional to Detroit Metro Wayne County on her Learjet 60
(We're not exactly sure what's going on yet but we know there's something. Detroit is like Miami, Florida, kids-- you'd don't go there unless you're going to die. Unless you've got somesort of shifty eyed situation going on with former President Billy C. Then, you go to Detroit. We haven't had due cause to contact our honorary sorority sister Hillie, just yet, but just wait for it. We're on to you, D. Rich. Oh, we're on to you. Dead hookers of the grandest proportions indeed.)
Posted by xxx, Aug 31, 2006 9:44PM
i effing love the bess